1. Be yourself.
If an ancient bridgekeeper asks you five (three) questions as toll to cross, answer him truthfully. Do not say what you think he wants to hear or be indecisive in your response or you will end up in the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
2. Know when to quit.
If you are fighting for a just cause and acquire a scratch, bruise, or other minor “flesh wound”, don’t give up the good fight. On the other hand (assuming you still have one), should your arm be chopped off, your leg lopped, or if blood is spurting from various injuries, know your limits and limp away. Live to fight another day.
3. Don’t let looks deceive you.
Do not underestimate a killer, even if he is a cute, fluffy, little bunny. You could wind up decapitated.
4. Stand up for yourself.
If you are not dead and a cart comes ’round to pick you up for disposal, do say something. And be insistent. It could save your life. (Or not. But do try.)
5. Don’t give in to peer pressure.
If you have had too much to eat and are feeling full, do not let someone talk you into having dessert. Even if it is just a mint. And a wafer thin one at that.
What have you learned from the movies? Serious, silly, or otherwise?
This post is part of the Things I Learned from the Movies Blogathon hosted by Speakeasy and Silver Screenings. #LearnedFromMovies
Don’t miss my next installment of *cue music* LearnedFromMovies posting tomorrow. (Hint: There’s a princess, a pirate, a giant, and a six-fingered man.)
- Special thanks to Silver Screenings for allowing me to have fun and be silly with my entries.
Although I am not a Monty Python fan, I recognise some of the scenes you refer too. Oh, especially Mr Creosote! I couldn’t watch that! 🙂
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Yes, well, that character and scene both are quite disgusting. 😱
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Thanks for the laugh. Love Monty Python 😄
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Glad you liked it. 🙂 Thanks!
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Reblogged this on The Write Stuff and commented:
As a devoted Monty Python fan, I couldn’t resist sharing this one with you. And there’s more to come, so, yay! Have a little laugh on Lemon Shark today.
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Thanks for the reblog, Marcia. 💖 (Monty Python is hard to resist.)
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Absolutely LOVE this, and I couldn’t resist sharing on The Write Stuff. Long-time Monty Python fan here. Thanks for the giggle!
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They are comedic geniuses, really. Happy you got a giggle from it. I did, too, just writing it. 😄 Thanks for the share.
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Brilliant, Sarah. My husband and I never missed an episode of these wacky guys’ comedy!
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Thanks, Noelle. They are wacky for sure! 😜
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Thanks for the chuckle! 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed it. 😄 Thanks for stopping by.
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Well you know where I stand on the ‘Python as God’ dichotomy. But my choice would be THHGTTG where the philosophical dialectic transcends the obligatory and intestinal overwhelm of E=MCHammer as posited within and without a rather astringent raspberry tart. With cream. Served cold obviously.
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Splunge!
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Oh my God, yes! At all costs beware of that ‘wafferr thin mint’! 😀
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At all costs. Things could get…messy. Cookie? 🍪
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Great post! I love Monty Python 🙂
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Thanks! This was so fun to write, revisiting the scenes in my head. 😄
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Great idea, love Monty Python, so much to learn there, starting with the names and personalities of all the great philosophers 🙂 Thanks so much for joining the blogathon!
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All the great philosophers, yes. 😀 Thanks for hosting! This was so much fun.
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Hysterical! Great advice reference mere flesh wounds!
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Yes, well, when it’s merely a flesh wound, you carry on! 😄
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Yes, ma’am! 🙂
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😄
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Bahaha! This is utterly fabulous. I LOVE that you included the “flesh wound”. (My husband and I have a running joke about that.)
All these lessons are valuable, but the Peer Pressure lesson really resonates with me. Whenever I’m feeling full and someone is tempting me with a second piece of dessert (or a thin wafer mint), I always think of that scene in the restaurant and I refuse. I can never un-see that scene.
Sarah, thank you so much for joining the blogathon! You had me laughing all the way through your post.
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Hahaha! “I can never un-see that scene.” NO, you really can’t, can you? It’s just up there. Forever. Bursting with…advice not to have that dessert. I can’t stop laughing. Oh, dear. I’m glad you liked this. Thanks so much for hosting this blogathon. It was deliciously fun.
Funny that they are all actual lessons, though. As I was giggling my way through this, I thought about that.
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Hahaha. Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of my favorites. My friends and I watched it so many times, we knew the words. Loved the 5 lessons, Sarah. Recipe for a successful life 🙂
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Ha! That’s fantastic. 😄 Yes. A recipe for a successful life. Indeed, the Meaning of Life. Thanks!
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Do you know how very awesome you are? There is so much I want to say here but life is thumping me in the back of the head. So I will just say, “always look on the bright side of life” 💙💙💙 #mast
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Well, thank you, Sir Eric. Hey, if life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten. I’m laughing just thinking of that scene. Much gratitude, my friend. 💛💛💛 #mast
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You and I have very similar movie tastes, it seems 🙂 Great post!
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We should have an international movie-a-thon. How would one do that? With all the technology out there, it must be possible. Thanks, Helen!
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An international movie-a-thon would be cool! I wonder how we could make it work…?
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It would be cool.
No idea… *looks around for techie*
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*shrugs* me either… But I might look into it at some point when formatting has stopped eating my brain 🙂
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Always know your favorite color. Always. Survival Rule #1. Done.
Solid choices! I’m personally a fan of avoiding a system of government developed around a strange woman lying in a pond distributing swords. Supreme executive power should derive from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
That having been said, I’d take a watery tart and a sword out of nowhere over Donald Trump any day. But maybe that’s just me lol
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Haha! Yes, for the love of all that is holy, know your favorite color, man! Know it.
I don’t think it’s just you. 😉 Silly ceremonies, especially those involving water, are quite popular. And the sword… Well. Bonus!
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*snigger* fluffy bunny decapitation. LOL. Love monty python as much as I loved geoffs Hitchiker post! cool Meme.
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Fluffy bunny decapitation is no laughing matter. 🐰 (Yeah. Those movie bloggers have awesome blogathons.)
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Reblogged this on The Owl Lady.
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Thanks for the share! 🙂
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I would love to see the monty Python team play the characters in my Cinderella book Unhapily Ever After, it’s just their kind of humour and they would be amazing.
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Hmm…dodgeball tournament? 😄
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And don’t forget to ALWAYS expect the Spanish Inquisition and to make sure to go to the right room when looking for an argument.
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I am full aware that neither of these are Holy Grail references, but your post did only say Monty Python.
Another lesson: No information is useless – you never know when you might need to know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
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Well, you have to know theses things when you’re a king, you know.
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Haha! Oh, I’m sorry. That’s next door. Love that skit! (And, yes, always expect that. Don’t want to be caught off guard when the Spanish Inquisition is involved.) 😄
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