1. Be yourself.
If an ancient bridgekeeper asks you five (three) questions as toll to cross, answer him truthfully. Do not say what you think he wants to hear or be indecisive in your response or you will end up in the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
2. Know when to quit.
If you are fighting for a just cause and acquire a scratch, bruise, or other minor “flesh wound”, don’t give up the good fight. On the other hand (assuming you still have one), should your arm be chopped off, your leg lopped, or if blood is spurting from various injuries, know your limits and limp away. Live to fight another day.
3. Don’t let looks deceive you.
Do not underestimate a killer, even if he is a cute, fluffy, little bunny. You could wind up decapitated.
4. Stand up for yourself.
If you are not dead and a cart comes ’round to pick you up for disposal, do say something. And be insistent. It could save your life. (Or not. But do try.)
5. Don’t give in to peer pressure.
If you have had too much to eat and are feeling full, do not let someone talk you into having dessert. Even if it is just a mint. And a wafer thin one at that.
What have you learned from the movies? Serious, silly, or otherwise?
Don’t miss my next installment of *cue music* LearnedFromMovies posting tomorrow. (Hint: There’s a princess, a pirate, a giant, and a six-fingered man.)
- Special thanks to Silver Screenings for allowing me to have fun and be silly with my entries.