The holidays are fun! We all feel relaxed and happy. Except for when we feel stressed out and irritable. Because, honestly, holidays can be stressful. (Just saying.)
Sometimes, around this time of year, you might want to say to hell with it all and go home to grab a bottle of Merlot and binge-watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer or whatever floats your boat.
And leading up to the holidays, after your eyes have gone buggy from shopping online or your nerves are frayed from standing in lines for six hours, you may be tempted to say to hell with it all and go home to grab a bottle of vodka and binge-watch whatever Netflix recommends.
When someone asks what you’re getting for your in-laws, parents, partner, or kids, you may just turn to them and say, “Who Gives A Crap!”
I do. And Who Gives A Crap toilet paper company does. And, now, you do. Because you’re going to gift toilet paper to all the people in your life.
It’s a wicked good idea. (No shit, right?)
Everyone uses the toilet. Everyone. On. Your. List. (Except your dog but he can totally learn.) So toilet paper is, like, the most thoughtful gift ever. It’s helpful and useful and won’t add clutter for minimalists or anyone trying to KonMari their crap.
They even have holiday gift wrapping. How cool is that?
Their mantras (of sorts). (With parentheticals from me.)
Good for the world
All of our products are made without trees. (Save the trees! 🌲)
Good for people
Our TP helps build toilets for people who need them. (People need toilets. 🚽)
Good for your bum
We don’t use any inks, dyes or scents. (You want color on your lips, not your arse. 💋💄)
This toilet tissue is made from recycled paper or forest-friendly bamboo so you are helping the environment. It’s dye-free and soft so you are being nice to your bum. And 50% of the proceeds are given to charity so you are giving two gifts for the price of one.
From their site: 40% of the world’s population don’t have access to a toilet…More people in the world have mobile phones than toilets.
Who gives a crap? They do. (Seriously, read this page to see what they’re doing.)
PROTECT: Environment / Nature / Animals / Wildlife
HELP: Poverty / Childhood Illnesses / Preventable Diseases
There IS NO BAD HERE.
It’s. ALL. GOOD.
Toilet paper. The PERFECT gift for everyone on your list. 🚽🎁